Halloween jokes
I don't find them very funny but it's good for little kids, right? 8D
Highlight for the answer to each questions
What do witches put in their hair? Scare-spray
What do skeletons say before they begin eating? Bone-appetit
What do you get when you cross a bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the dead sea
What does a ghost eat for lunch? A boo-longna-sandwich
What is a ghosts favourite fruit? Booberries
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? Because he had no body to dance with
What is Dracula's position in baseball? Batboy
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? A neck-tarine
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch
What kind of make-up do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a